APOLOGIES: Most Wanted

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For using false video footage to hype up a poltical rally [apologized 11/11/09. See video...]
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Nominated by Brian Lam of Gizmodo: AT&T reception in SF is like trying to call Tokyo with a tin can phone.
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For cheating on his wife. His terminally ill wife.
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Fishing off the company dock
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For calling Obama a racist
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Slagging everyone who helped him succeed in his Hall of Fame acceptance speech
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Andrew Sullivan says Bush should apologize for torture. Should he?
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Saying that McCain would have been worse than Obama
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Dumped Jessica Simpson the night before her 29th birthday and went out with pals to celebrate
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For grabbing the mic from Taylor Swift and interrupting her acceptance speech at the VMA's
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Comparing director Michael Bay to Hitler
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Threatening to stuff a ball down a line judge's throat
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For making a bizarre comment to his weatherman while broadcasting live on Fox NYC: "Keep f**king that chicken!"
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Everything.
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"Did You Hear About the Morgans?"
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Deliberately misrepresenting Michael Jordan's Hall of Fame speech to make His Airness look like a vindictive ingrate
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Taking way too many mulligans
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Summarily jacking up the price of a UC education by 32%
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"Bitch"ing about a flight attendant asking him to turn his phone off: http://bit.ly/NYTschumbitch
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For interrupting the President's joint house of Congress speech with "You Lie!
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For invoking slavery in a characterization of the Republican resistance to his health care bill.
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For competing with Tiger...off of the golf course. http://bit.ly/6D0xVX
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Screwing Brazil.
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Using their 6-year-old son as bait in the Great Balloon Hoax of 2009
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Giving Tiger Woods unsolicited advice on his choice of religion
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For snubbing a kind boy who just wanted to give her a rose.
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Because future generations will suffer from the timid CO2 emission reduction targets.
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For inventing Friday the 13th, thereby scaring the bejesus out of everyone.
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Making fun of Memphis Grizzlies' center Hamed Haddadi's Iranian-ness, confusing Kazakhstan with Iran, invoking Borat
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Smoking marijuana in a picture.
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Refusing to shake hands after playoff defeat. Standing by his poor sportsmanship.
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Releasing crude "AMP Up Before You Score" iPhone app
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For throwing "the most interesting party in the world" in which half the guests weren't allowed in.
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Cancelling "As the World Turns" after 54 years.
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Giving Peyton a short field, giving his D a vote of no confidence.
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For stupidly getting tricked by a Canadian comedian...for the second time. http://bit.ly/8yGnix
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Canada's Prime Minister claims that his country has no history of colonialism - 15 months after apologizing for same.
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6 of 7 GOPers boycotted a Senate hearing on climate change bill. The 7th left before work began.
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Reinstating sucker-punchy running back LeGarrette Blount
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Publishing reports the David Letterman's wife kicked him out of doors after he went public with workplace dalliances
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For apologizing for unbalanced political coverage
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Left the L.A. Galaxy for a stint with A.C. Milan.
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Telling January Jones she wasn't going to be good at acting.
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Planning to divorce his wife and marry his 27-year-old step-granddaughter
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Engaging in extracurricular activities during school hours. http://bit.ly/91kvdX
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Dirty, dirty, dirty play for New Mexico vs. BYU. Video by Asylum.com...
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Performance enhancing drugs.
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For saying "nothing tastes as good as skinny feels."
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For birdwarching and losing control of a fine automobile. http://bit.ly/3CTyx9
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For beating up Rihanna then waiting 4 months to apologize.
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